The whole clippy joke is as old as the internet, that won’t stop me from beating a dead horse. I was trying to come up with an activity that timely advice would be really needed and have clippy chime in at the absolute worst time.
I didn’t just make up bullshit advice either, I know from personal experience to double and tripple check your knots. Dressing a knot is making sure all the strands are in order and where they are supposed to be, an undressed knot can easily fail because it lacks the necessary friction in the right spots. Rock climbing is serious business and safety should not be taken lightly.
tl;dr: knots, tie them
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