Edit: Ooops, looks like I forgot to make this new post live last night. I’ve really been working too hard.
I eat a lot of hambugers, a LOT of hamburgers, and I’ll tell you there’s got to be a graveyard in my stomach where they’ve left sad notes to the next occupant down there. I don’t really think they make it down whole, but damn do I eat a lot of them.
I think I’ve really hit a good thing personifying all these foods.