Onion Rings Bitches
Laundry Comparison
Corrective Lenses
Hipster Cookie
Everything Bagel
Minstrel Cycle
Curly Hair
Family Windshield
Just a Regular Week
Internet Fat Cats
Deese Nuts
Tis The Season
11 - 11 - 11 Epidemic
Post Halloween Pumpkin
Wish You Were Here
Honeymoon Getaway
Mexican Standoff
Gentleman Spider
Rancher
Wrong Exit
Take Your Cat To Work Day
Being Tall Sucks
Crazy Dick
Champ Drafts Michael Vick
Burritos are... OK
Fondue
Dark Knight Restoration
Grin and Bear It
Slip 'n Scraped
Spliffs the Squirrel
12 Hour Day
Wind Sucks
Clippy's Cousin
Citronella
Professional Snipers
Infographic Infographic
Shred'n The Delaware
Tree Pollen
Knockers
The Facebook You
Date Guaranteed
En Garde
This is Super
F*CK YEAH Corndogs!
Clever Girl
Never Straight Down
Christmas Kegger
World of Web Development Craft
No, Explain Your Shirt!
iWalk the Dog
Snow Painter
Gobble Gobble Mother Fu****
Microbrewery
Alien Conspiracies
Giant Octoyeti
Old School Game
Hipster Quarterly
Daytime Kombat
Munchies the Moose
Fast Food Arms Race
Well There's Your Problem
Without a Guitar
Social Networks
Tasty Hot Dogs
Sandwich Porn
Sangria Man
Starcraft: 12 Years of Rage
Computer Learning
JFK Silent Assassin
Speek Softly, Choke a Tiger
Taft
Angry Abe
Shipping
All posters are shipped in a 28-inch shipping tube to maintain the quality of the product while being shipped. Because of the tube/poster size all posters are shipped via FedEx Ground and you will receive a tracking number as soon as it ships. Also make sure to check your packages when they are received. All shipments are insured for the cost of the poster plus shipping and FedEx will refund you for the package and I can send you a new one.
Returns
I do not offer returns on any poster. Since I operate a zero stock system I can't just re-stock it. Printing costs are factored into the price of posters and I lose money if I offer returns, lots of money.
The only exception is if there has been a mistake on my end (processing/shipping). If there is a problem and you've received the wrong poster, snap a quick photo of the poster you received. Then e-mail with your order number and the photo attached and I'll get a replacement sent to you ASAP, with the wrong poster as an added bonus for your trouble.
Cancellations
I do not allow canceled orders, all orders are final. I print products on demand for each order that comes in, and I will not pull money from your account until I know I'm able to fulfill your order.
Posters? Don't you mean prints?
Nope! The posters you buy from here are bigger than traditional "web comic" prints. Our prints are 18-by-24 inches; typical prints you buy from a comic are 7-by-10 inches in size. That's more than 6 times the surface area! Over there on the right is an illustration for some perspective about how big these posters are.
Why can't I buy every poster?
Some times I draw existing characters that are some one else's intellectual property. I'm sure they, or their lawyers, would have some choice words for me if I profited from their characters. If a poster is not for sale, I do provide users with a link to a very large JPG for desktop wallpapers.
Printing
I'm the illustrator, web developer, shipping and warehouse. Concept is not big enough yet to have a warehouse, shipping department or even an office. So I've partnered up with a local printer, who I love to work with, and I try to sell you the highest quality print while still keeping the lights on.
Posters printed on demand, which means I have no inventory or a back room full of posters. When you order a poster I send a request to my printer to create each one when I need them. I hand inspect every poster before it leaves my hands into your house, so with a full time job I can only do order fulfillment once or twice a week, depending on order volume. Even if there is one order, I still go through the same effort to ship out your poster. So I might not be as quick to ship as a big online retailer, but everything I sell is 100% created by me and supports this website and local printing businesses.